February 2012
Crop tops and mini skirts.
Har har har. Not brave enough, yet.
TODAY I HAVE HAD TWO COFFEES AND A BOTTLE OF LUCOZADE, AND NO FOOD, SO I’VE BEEN BUZZING ALL DAY, AND I’M STILL BUZZING, SO I BOUGHT A LITRE OF VODKA FOR TONIGHT, BECAUSE TONIGHT IS PARALETIC NIGHT, AS IS EVERY WEDNESDAY, AND IT’LL BE FUN, YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
Drunk on life already.
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOOOOO.
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Why must it be so frickin' hot in my room, all the...
From one extreme to the other. BAKE ING.
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“These aren’t my usual types. I thought I’d go for the nice guys, not...”
– Hahahahaha!! Dead. Said with such passion, too.
We just spent the last two hours on the phone, and he managed to ‘suss me out’ and then got me to open up to him about a lot of personal stuff that a fair few people don’t even know about. He retaliated with his life story, and yeah. Shit got deep. I NEVER tell anyone anything about me, either. Like, there’s still personal stuff that only my parents properly know about that...
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Currently condom shopping with Jordan online, and we’re stuck between buying Pleasuremax or Extra Safe. 72 bad boys. hahahahaha.
WE don’t have sex. No no. I’d rather be sick on myself. LOVE HIM DOH.
I made too much spag bol. It's pretty bangin' too,...
I NEED SOMEONE TO COOK FOR/SHARE MY DIN DINS WITH. i say cook, i mean poison with my awful attempt to make food.
He's just lovely
but of course lives in Manchester. WHY DO I ALWAYS MANAGE TO LIKE THE RIGHT GUYS IN THE WRONG PLACES. Fuck me sideways. Paaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnn.
Anonymous asked: I've been following your tumblr for a while now. I just wanted to let you know that i've noticed you're getting slimmer. Not sure if that's something you were going for but you look very fit. Hope your day is going well.
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Normally if a spasticated roider were to delete me off Facebook, i’d not give the slightest fuck, but when that spasticated roider is your brother, it’s a bit gutting. Hahahahaha. The abuse was too much, me reckons. HOW DARE HE.
So bored. 2 hours until I get a cab out. ENTERTAIN MEEEEEEEE.
THREE AND A HALF HOURS UNTIL I NEED TO LEAVE.
Soph’s gone to work, and abandoned me. Gonna meet her at her pub, get our drink on, then go to town. WHAT TO DO. I have years to wait. Waaaaahhhhh.
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Mebe?
I need to know what I’d look like blonde. Someone show me how to do that shizzzzz. I COULDN’T USE PHOTOSHOP IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
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Been thinking about going back to blonde.
Like f’real blonde. Not OH I WANT TO, BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY WILL. Like ACTUALLY being blonde again. Back to my au natural colour. Not some stupid peroxide colour, just like normal blonde hair. But then I’m scared that i’ll get bored, but I really want a change. HUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE change. It’ll take aaayyyyygggeesssss thou, but worth it? Poss.
Need huh find meh a good salon...
Anonymous asked: Call me old-fashioned. Or, gay. Ha, nonetheless. Yes?
Anonymous asked: Nonsense. I can probably bench press you even. Unless you weigh over 300, which, darling, I doubt highly. Not a pound over 120 on a bad day. Can we skip the charades, and skip to hard love making followed by a candlelit pizza dinner?
Anonymous asked: Would you like to sit on my shoulders while I hold you up and eat you out?
Anonymous asked: we getting any pictures of you tonight??
Anonymous asked: I WANT TO FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS
Anonymous asked: you got a bangin body luv! jheez! should flaunt it more ;)
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There’s just something about him, ya know… maybe it’s love… … … NAAAHHHHH.
:)
On a train to Manchester, yeah! Got a minging mark on my neck, yeah! Getting drunk for free tonight, yeah! I don’t do well on public transportation, yeah! Who’s from Manchester, yeah?! What’s Factory like on a Thursday night, yeah?!
Gonna be a long journey, but I’ll be with my darling in a few hours, YEAH.
