December 2011
“I have a new boyfriend, he’s really cute, and fucks me like a slut.”
– This is why this girl is one of my favourites! Hahahaha. Dead.
You should all buy me stuff off my wishlist, and...
I have no room in my suitcase for ANYTHING. I really want to take my champagne to London with me, but I have no room in my bags :( Waaahhhh.
I’ve still got my laptop to pack away, too. Gah gah gah. Tomorrow will not be fun. JUST GET ME BACK IN TO THE ARMS OF MY SPANIARD, AND IN TO THE CLUTCH OF A BOTTLE OF ROSE.
4 hours sleep.
Full afternoon shopping with my sister.
Dinner with Beryl and Megan, the usual discussions of sex, boys, nipples, and being horny.
Pubs with some other fabulous ladies, and some turtle worthy moments. But all’s well.
Now i’m home, staring at my suitcase. I have no freakin’ room, and so much shit. Might have to sacrifice something. Might have to wear my wedges on the trains....
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confessionsofanaveragejoe asked: I'm sure we've done this before, but: HOLYGOODGOSHDARNHECK YOU LIVE IN HIGH WYCOMBE!?! What are you doing in this dump!?!
My sister’s bum cheeks are trying to make an appearance out of her shorts, and my permanently erect nipples are poking through. We are a sight. HA.
Things got better between us last night. We reached new levels, and I’m a smiley bear this morning! You did, however, keep me up until 4am, and now It’s half 8, and I’m up, and I’m bloody tired as hell. Need to find something nice and pretty for tomorrow night! Gonna go out dressed like a girly girl, I suppose. Off to Cardiff with my sister, then I have SO much to do when I...
Just realised I don’t have a dress for.NYE…fuckshitbollox. Needed shopping trip tomorrow it is, then. Gonna see if bezryl will come, or meet me after for a Bella Italia. Ohh. Sexy.
"I stopped believing in God when I realised it was...
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About to embark on The Inbetweeners movie for the...
One hath not eaten yet today. I’ve had some winegums. S’about it. Too lazy to cook. Waaaahhhh.
Burnt my forehead on curlers :( srsly hurts....
Already found something to put me off library boy. He’s the art/war museum date guy on Tuesday.
I think that’s a new record for myself. We haven’t even hung out together yet, and I’m already over it. Fab. I see it as a reasonable enough reason. Now to worm my way out of it…meep.
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Letting my nipples 'breathe' in this weather, is...
Date on Tuesday. Always a good start when he’s taking you to an art gallery, and a war museum. Then a cheeky walk through some park by Buckingham Palace. I was going to wear my wedges, probs wont now. I’d die and look like a fool.
OHHHH. What do I wear, what do I wear :)
dannygormo asked: Hi, can I ask why you think your a massive pervert? Your gorgeous by the way! :)
Dan Jones is the man I want to marry. END of story. He’s handsome, and possibly THE funniest person ever. Like, I was crying laughing listening to him talk on the drive back from Revs.
ALL YOU NEED IS LAUGHTER. Being good looking is always a plus. He’s got it all. He’s the ideal. He’s not even my type! Aha! Ahh, what a babe. Always a pleasure being in his company.
Cheeky...
Single most awkward ‘date’ I’ve ever been on. It wasn’t a date, he thought it was. Definitely wasn’t.
“This is gonna sound a bit stalkerly (never a good start), but I used to call you Sunday girl. I’d come in and buy like chewing gum, just so I could see you”
Yeah, I know. I cottoned on. You’d also let people go infront of you in the que, so...
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Two lace bras from Urban Outfitters, a top from New Look, nipple piercings, makeup, and some black and electric blue velvet leggings, courtesy of Topshop. SO HAPPY WITH THEM.
It’s been a good weekend for purchases. Now I’m watching Mary Poppins, and I’m meeting my friends in Cardiff’s Winter Wonderland this evening, for good food, rides, and hang times. Superb day.
Anonymous asked: are u sexually active?
Anonymous asked: What's the name of the girl eating the grapes?
Tomorrow, I’m taking the dog to get his hair did, and i’m gonna spend my $$ in the Topshop sale. En route home, I’m stopping off at JohnDoe’s to pick him up, so we can spend some time together. He’s ALWAYS had a wee crush on me, ever since I started work in Tesco, nearly 5 years ago, and tomorrow is his lucky day. We’ve always spoken and whatever, but...
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santorotwentynine asked: Lucky you're not fussy, ay?
I’m so tired, it hurts. My next two days require 9am wake up calls. My.last two days have required wake up calls….I say, maybe Sunday, when I’m in London I can sleep.
My nipples are sore. Showed my sister. Lol. Cute int we. BYE.
Anonymous asked: life? Idk haha. I just love your voice! everyone in america sounds so boring in comparison. You could say anything and I would be more interested baha
Anonymous asked: You should do more videossss, of you talkin n stuff :D
“That awkward moment, when you get a wee bit turned on, and your nipples try and...”
– I’m sure my friends appreciate my texts.
