January 2011
She genuinely couldn’t piss me off more, if she tried.
‘WHERE’S MY FUCKING KEYS. I CAN’T FUCKING FIND THEM. I’M FUCKING BIPOLAR. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS. YOU’VE LOST THEM. RAH RAH’. Casually walk down stairs, pick them up off the side, and slam them back down. She had nothing to say. UGH. Everything she’s done tonight, has irritated the shit out...
“It’s just an expression of how I get down in the bedroom. It gets a little...”
– Just seen Usher in a whole new, delightful, light.
If you're online, LETS CHAT. Ask meh stoof. →
Sparkly red toes for saturday night. NOT THAT I'LL...
WhatsApp can go suck a dick.
My mama is bipolar. Deffo.
I think i’m gonna take my makeup off now, and get into bed by 10. Just demolished a bowl of ice cream thou..haaaaa. WORK TOMORROW, boo. I shall not nap in the day as I wont be able to sleep and am doing a 8-5 on wednesday. Boo. BUT THEN I’VE GOT TIME OFF TO GET READY AND PREPARE FOR MAH BIRTHDAAAAY.
Need to get that barry M nail varnish, and some yellow too, to make it look like...
In May, it’ll be 2 years since my last ‘relationship’ ended…hahahahha. But technically 3 if you ask me. I’ve just realised that, and it is a little depressing. Maybe it’s time to conquer this fear of commitment and settling down? haaaaaaa!
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Ommmm.
I wish I never had to get out of bed, ever.
Can’t be arsed todaaaaaaaay. Gotta shower, gotta tan, gotta see the missus, gotta babysit, gotta be up at 6am for work. Uch. Pain.
My music taste isn't 'scene' thank you VERY much.
Anonymous asked: You know ... I'm not so sure as to what made me press the "ask anonymously" button rather than just leaving it as myself ... well in any case I suppose I'll un-anon myself by giving you this: jasperblake.tumblr.com
What is/are your favorite(s) band/group/musical artist?
What is/are your favorite(s) band/group/musical artist?
I want some o that Barry M nail varnish special...
Anonymous asked: Well whatever, then. You still look sexy without makeup and you have nice eyebrows. This is sincere, not sarcastic, btw.
Anonymous asked: Well, I mean, at least it's a good cleavage shot.
Anonymous asked: Having spoken to a few girls in my time, I am of the understanding that you (generally) prefer to wear matching underwear when you know you are going to get lucky.
So my question is 2 fold, what would you wear if you knew you were going to get lucky? AND what would you wear if you were going out hoping to get lucky?
So my question is 2 fold, what would you wear if you knew you were going to get lucky? AND what would you wear if you were going out hoping to get lucky?
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Anonymous asked: I just really want to see those beautiful orbs of yours commonly known as, "LAWL BEWBZ."
“Dan, your nipples taste salty. Have you been sweating tonight?”
– It happened. I was sober.
P.S I LOVE YOU is on channel 4. Gon' cry.
“Hey Cookie! Your birthday is coming up on the 5th!”
– Mam. Hahahahahahahaha! You wouldn’t understand, but i’m creased.
sigmawolfe asked: I think ... I ... I love you ...
I love 'Got To Dance'. Don't give a shit. Sunday's...
