December 2010
Waaaaahhhh. Swansea.
I like it when people like posts of mine from ages and ages ago. Lets me know people are going through and having a nose at my porn/all about my face blog. weeeee.
Just blitzed my room, I now have an hour till bez gets here. Dawwwhhh. NOTHING TO WEAR, HAIR ISN’T CURLED. What’s a girl tuh do.
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KERRY SAID I LOOK SO NICE IN THE PICTURE I JUST POSTED. Yeahhhhh. gtfo. Eating jelly tots and raving about to four year strong. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. Hyper as tits. I’m also in a cuntish mood. Being a bit of a dick, BUT WHATEVVVAAAHHHH.
Wanna crack open the cider, NOW.
13. If you ever ended up in jail, what crime would...
Sexual predator.
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h8rzzz gon h8
random girls on tumblr think i’m like this, this morning.
when actually i’m lyk dis! weeeeeee. Off tuh work, smash some facesss annnarrrrrr.
Today’s gonna be swell. YESSSUUUURRRRRRRR.
vampirevoodoo asked: Well, you could have fooled me.
vampirevoodoo asked: Well, you could have fooled me.
vampirevoodoo asked: Someone's a bit pissy.
vampirevoodoo asked: Someone's a bit pissy.
hamburgermeat-deactivated201103 asked: "I’d love to hack at those eyebrows with tweezers and wipe that line of orange off her face."
Um, wow, this is just plain mean and so unfair. Why are you being such a bitch to this girl?
Um, wow, this is just plain mean and so unfair. Why are you being such a bitch to this girl?
hamburgermeat-deactivated201103 asked: "I’d love to hack at those eyebrows with tweezers and wipe that line of orange off her face."
Um, wow, this is just plain mean and so unfair. Why are you being such a bitch to this girl?
Um, wow, this is just plain mean and so unfair. Why are you being such a bitch to this girl?
Having fantasies about a man you’ve never met, can’t be normal, right? A man you’ve never even really seen…hmmm. But I’d kill to have his tired, miserable self here with me right this second. I need to sleep. Mama’s up at half 7. Boo.
story of my life! ha.
iwasateenagewerewolf:
horny and lonely
worst combination
“There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When...”
– Louis C.K. (via cellocase)
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Define The Great Line - Underoath, shall be the...
Caught in the middle of 3 friends. WHAT'S A GIRL...
Mam: NAAAAAAATTTT. Wanna do me a favour and go to the chinese for me?
Me: What, because you’re still in your pjamas, you fucking mess.
Mam: Oh hush. I can’t move because i’ve got pains in my left arm
Me: Got pains in your chest?
Mam: Only when I breathe in..
Me: Always a good sign, dickead.
Mam: I’ll have spare ribs and some egg fried rice.
Hahahaha. As if she cares,...
WatchNatalie fucking Portman. Babein.
